А вот это текст песенкиThe Ship Is Real
The ship is real, the ship is real,
Kirk and Spock are up there,
They’re gonna beam me up there,
I just know it,
I just know it.
The ensigns are easy,
Their skirts are all breezy,
We’re stocked with Saurian Brandy,
Green girls taste like candy,
I just know it,
I just know it.
NCC1701 (that’s my ship),
All my life I’ve been waiting to get beamed up,
I’ll blast a Klingon, I’ll blast two,
Enterprise, where the hell are you?
The ship is real, the ship is real,
I just know it,
I just know it.
(Our three year mission: to find girlfriends, to restock our provisions with as many different colored space borne alcohols as possible. Better make it a four year mission.
Good idea, Sir!)
There’s a thing in my ear,
There’s a thing in my ear!
And Kirk’s gone evil again,
He knows just what will fix him,
So watch out, ladies watch out!
The ship is real, the ship is real,
All frequencies are open,
But my communicator, it’s broken,
I just know it,
I just know it.
NCC1701 (that’s my ship),
And all my dumb life I’ve been waiting to get beamed up,
I’ll kill one now and then I’ll kill one later,
Cause the only good Klingon’s a notch in my phaser,
The ship is real, the ship is real,
I just know it,
I just know it.